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Overheard

“If I lose a leg, I’ve got a problem.”

“Wow, avant-garde!”

“Bah, I sometimes look like an idiot as well”

“Awwww, that’s really cute”

“Symmetry has never been my strength”

“Oops”

Note: These were all uttered during the same session.

Overheard in Taelmex

“There’s a book on insanity over there, written by my first boyfriend.”

Overheard in Nujij.nl

“Iedere gek kan kinderen krijgen.
Maar voor een opleiding moet je leren!!!!!
Hoe krom is het in de wereld!”

One has to learn for an education now? It’s a shame!

 

http://www.nujij.nl/algemeen/moeder-dode-jongetje-amersfoort-gearresteerd.26739063.lynkx?pageStart=1

#3

Sentences never uttered before

Here’s a fun game. You and your beloved go to sleep together but you talk a bit while drifting off. It doesn’t matter what you talk about. When drifting off, parts of your brain shut down, or go in free mode, whatever. This means that you reach a point in which you can still talk but no longer think logically (I’ll refrain from making the quite obvious jab to certain groups of people). This leads to gems like “The Planck Constant is really practical for making vampire stakes”. Find a love and get to sleep!

Overheard in Taelmex

“You know, actually Mozart’s Requiem is much better than the Badger Song.”

(context: this was about songs to put in your head to chase out earworms)

Overheard in Taelmex

Girlfriend: “You don’t find her beautiful?! You have such weird taste in women!”

Overheard in Taelmex

“If I’m wrong about that I’ll eat a colleague.”

Overheard in Taelmex

“You’re a dick! But you’re MY dick. Oh, wait. That doesn’t work.”

Overheard in Taelmex

“Keep your dangly appendages away from my teapot!”